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Dad Jokes: Make Me A Sandwich
KID: 'Dad, make me a sandwich!' DAD: 'Poof, you're a sandwich!'
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Best dad jokes
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best 10 dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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How do you get a squirrel to like you
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
How do I look?
My wife is really mad at the fact that
My daughter screeched
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke'
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