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Grocery store checker: 'Paper or plastic?' Dad: 'Either, I'm bisacktual.'
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Best dad jokes
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best 10 dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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When you ask a dad if he's alright
Today my son asked can I have a book mark?
My daughter screeched
Two goldfish are in a tank
What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
I saw your dad walking down the street the other day
I could tell a joke about pizza
I just watched a program about beavers
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