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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
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Did you hear about the circus fire
Two goldfish are in a tank
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
How do I look?
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
I had a neck brace fitted years ago
People don't like having to bend over
I made a pencil with two erasers
Your smile is so nice to see in this wedding photo
Why did the coffee file a police report
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