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What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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I could tell a joke about pizza
Yo daddy is so bald when he wears a turtleneck
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
The shovel
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke
People don't like having to bend over
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating
Don t forget a bucket
I would avoid the sushi
I just watched a program about beavers
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If The Other Driver Had Stopped A Few Yards Behind
Why Is It So Hard For Women To Find Men
One halloween this woman opens her door to find the most adorable little girl with golden blond curly hair and the biggest blue eyes
I Sometimes Watch Birds And Wonder "If I Could Fly
Politics Is Just Show Business For Ugly People
Really good deed this guy arrives at the pearly gates
Yo mama is stupid she tried to throw a rock
We're You Made In A Lab, Cause Damn You
Why do they make glow in the dark condoms