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Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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When you ask a dad if they got a haircut
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating
What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
Today my son asked can I have a book mark?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
Paper or plastic?
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
Make me a sandwich!
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Yo mamma so dumb she threw a rock at
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I Tried To Catch Some Fog, I Mist
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In My Experience There's Two Ways To Get Things
Can you put my shoes on