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Computer Jokes: We Are Microsoft
We are Microsoft, 'Resistance Is Futile.
You Will Be Assimilated!'
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99 little bugs in the code
Best computer jokes
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best 10 computer jokes
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By following the instructions below you should have error-free long-lasting floppy disks
If microsoft built cars you would need to restart your car then
There was once a young man who in his youth professed a desire to become a great writer
The golden e-mail rules
A computer techy was helping a friend set up his computer and he wanted to log in with a password
99 little bugs in the code
The latest report on windows new error codes assigned
Bill gates is hanging out with the chairman of general motors 2
I have two brothers one works at microsoft the other was sentenced to death in the gas chamber
This apparently was a real memo sent at a computer company to its employees in all seriousness
Random computer jokes
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10 computer jokes
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My computer is like britney spears
In heaven and in hell
Mouse balls available as field replacement unit
Howard county police officers still write their reports by hand
How many ibm employees does it take to screw in a light bulb
Bill gates is hanging out with the chairman of general motors
Redneck computer terms
I have two brothers one works at microsoft the other was sentenced to death in the gas chamber
Proof that bill gates is the antichrist
Apple computer reported today that it has developed computer chips that can store and play music inside
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