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Dad Jokes: Can You Put My Shoes On
Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don't think they'll fit me.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
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I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
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When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
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What's brown and sticky
Why don't eggs tell jokes
I made a pencil with two erasers
The shovel
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter
How does a penguin build it's house
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Two goldfish are in a tank
What do you call a fake noodle
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