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I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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I don't play soccer
Dads 50th birthday card
I used to hate facial hair
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
Can you put the cat out
Would you like the milk in a bag
What's brown and sticky
When you ask a dad if he's alright
What did the grape do when he got stepped on
People don't like having to bend over
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