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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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Did you hear the rumor about butter
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
Why did the scarecrow win an award
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
I saw your dad walking down the street the other day
How do I look?
Dads 50th birthday card
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
I've never gone to a gun range before
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