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Dad Jokes: Make Me A Sandwich
KID: 'Dad, make me a sandwich!' DAD: 'Poof, you're a sandwich!'
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Best dad jokes
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Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke
I saw your dad walking down the street the other day
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Make me a sandwich!
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours
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I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
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