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Dad Jokes: Soup Or Salad
Waitress: 'Soup or salad?' Dad: 'I don't want a SUPER salad, I want a regular salad.'
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Today my son asked can I have a book mark?
I've never gone to a gun range before
I saw your dad walking down the street the other day
I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
People don't like having to bend over
What do you get from a pampered cow
Did you hear about the circus fire
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees
How do you get a squirrel to like you
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
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