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Dad Jokes: Soup Or Salad
Waitress: 'Soup or salad?' Dad: 'I don't want a SUPER salad, I want a regular salad.'
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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I've got a great joke about construction
What did the grape do when he got stepped on
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
How do I look?
I have a dad bod
Hey I was thinking
What do you call a fat psychic
I don't trust stairs
I don't play soccer
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