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I carry a permanent marker just in case someone without a mustache falls asleep.
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Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
Lite: The New Way To Spell "Light," Now With 20
Crime In Multi-storey Car Parks. That Is Wrong On
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Why Was Six Scared Of Seven? Because Seven "ate" Nine
Diplomacy Is The Art Of Letting Someone Else Get Your
Why Do They Call It PMS? Because Mad Cow Disease
How Come You Never See A Headline Like "Psychic Wins
We Never Really Grow Up, We Only Learn How To
I Was Having Dinner With Garry Kasparov And There Was
Why Does Night Fall But Never Break And Day Break
If I Promise To Miss You, Will You Go Away
Behind Every Successful Man Is His Woman. Behind The Fall
The Best Contraceptive For Old People Is Nudity
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