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What do you get if you cross a bear with a toilet?
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Best animal jokes
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best 10 animal jokes
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This duck walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk do you have any grapes
The lapd the fbi and the cia are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals
What did the fish say when he swam into the wall
A young magician started to work on a cruise ship with his pet parrot
A young polar bear came into his den and asked his mother mom am i a real polar bear
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree
Here was a priest he trained his horse to respond when he said praise the lord and hallejuelah
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven
Why do u have 2 boobs on ur back
A ventriloquist s car breaks down near a farm and he decides to have a little fun with the redneck farmer that owned it
Random animal jokes
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10 animal jokes
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Two bats are going for their midnight feed
What dog keeps the best time
There was once a rabbit in a bird who didnt like each other
What did the fish say when he swam into the wall
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow
Three nuns used to go to the church from their homes every day
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree
One day all the male dogs were playing poker and the stuck there winers in a pot
This farmer has about 200 hens but no rooster and he wants chicks
A young polar bear came into his den and asked his mother mom am i a real polar bear
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