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Best funny riddles

These are the best 10 funny riddles. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• Did you here about the 80 lbs man with the 40 lbs testicles
• What do you call to alaskan lesbians
• Why do walruses go to tupperware parties?
• What do osama bin laden and crabs
• What do you call a trash bag full of mutilated laboratory monkeys
• What do you call a bull that is sleepy
• What makes five pounds of fat look really good?
• How do you spell mississippi without eyes
• What animal rotates at least 200 times
• What kind of condoms do snakes use

Random funny riddles

These are 10 funny riddles. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• What do you call a nun who just passed her bar exam
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• What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
• What do you call a person who can sit on an ice cream and tell the flavor
• Why did the hipster bitcoin miner burn out his gpu?
• What do you get when you cross a fortune teller with a prostitute
• How do u giv pleasure 2 a female archiologist
• What do you call a mexican with a vasectomy
• What did the porcupine say to the cactus
• How do you keep a terrorist from drowning?

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