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Best animal jokes

These are the best 10 animal jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• This duck walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk do you have any grapes
• The lapd the fbi and the cia are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals
• What did the fish say when he swam into the wall
• A young magician started to work on a cruise ship with his pet parrot
• A young polar bear came into his den and asked his mother mom am i a real polar bear
• Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree
• A ventriloquist s car breaks down near a farm and he decides to have a little fun with the redneck farmer that owned it
• One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven
• One day a man decided to drive his motorcycle at full speed down an empty street
• Why do u have 2 boobs on ur back

Random animal jokes

These are 10 animal jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• Two bats are going for their midnight feed
• One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven
• What did the elephant say when it saw a dead ant
• Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree
• The lapd the fbi and the cia are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals
• How do you turn an elephant into a cherry tree
• One day all the male dogs were playing poker and the stuck there winers in a pot
• What do you do to an elephant with three balls
• Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest
• What did the fish say when he swam into the wall

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