One day a man walks into a bar and to his amazement, he finds a tiny person playing a tiny piano.
Stunned the man asked the bartender where he got the person.
The bartender replied that if you go into the closet there is a genie that will grant one wish.
The man dashed into the the closet and as the bartender said their was a genie.
The man wished for 1,000,000 million bucks, but instead, got 1,000,000 ducks.
Infuriated the man stormed to the bartender and screamed, 'I asked your fucking genie for 1,000,000 bucks but I got 1,000,000 ducks.
'No duh', replied the bartender, 'Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch PIANIST!'
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