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Dad Jokes: I Made A Pencil With Two
I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.
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Best dad jokes
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
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When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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What time did the man go to the dentist
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table
When a dad drives past a cow
When a dad drives past a graveyard
I made a pencil with two erasers
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
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Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke
I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
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