The Beer Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hollowed be thy drink.
I will be drunk, At home as in the travern.
Give us this day our foamy head, And forgive us our spillages, As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not into incarceration, But deliver us from hangerovers.
For thine is the beer.
he bitter and The lager Forever and ever, Barmen.
Next Joke: I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double