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You so ugly, last time you got ass was when your toilet paper broke!
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Best corny jokes
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A murderer sitting in the electric chair was about to be executed
One day two kids were wandering around near a stream
A cop was riding a bicycle looking for a crook
There are three men in the bathroom two englishmen and an australian
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Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting
These two cannibals were eating a clown when one of them looks at the other and asks
Bill and ned walk into a fast food joint one afternoon to get lunch
A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders but was not getting many
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Random corny jokes
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10 corny jokes
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A jewish mother walks her son to the school bus corner on his first day of kindergarten
One day there were two boys playing by a stream when they saw a woman bathing naked
An egyptian man is walking through the cairo bazaar
Two packets of crisps wre walking down the street when a taxi driver pulled up
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A loaded mini van pulled in to the only remaining campsite
A pirate went into a restaurant with a steering wheel in his pants and sits down at a table
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A guy is walking along the beach and he stumbles on a genie bottle
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