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Did you hear about the guy with five penises?
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Best corny jokes
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One day two kids were wandering around near a stream
There are three men in the bathroom two englishmen and an australian
Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting
A cop was riding a bicycle looking for a crook
A murderer sitting in the electric chair was about to be executed
Bill and ned walk into a fast food joint one afternoon to get lunch
These two cannibals were eating a clown when one of them looks at the other and asks
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A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders but was not getting many
What do you do if you see a politician walking down the road with half a head
Random corny jokes
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10 corny jokes
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A tourist asks a man in uniform are you a policeman
At a remote monastery deep in the woods the monks followed a rigid vow of silence
Two farmers joe and bob lived as neighbors but didn t like each other much
There were two old geezers living in the backwoods of the ozarks
This indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face
A loaded mini van pulled in to the only remaining campsite
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A car was involved in an accident in a street
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A big-city counterfeiter decided the best place to pass off his phony 18 bills would be in some small hick texas town
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