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What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
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Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
I just watched a program about beavers
Sorry about your wait
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke
Paper or plastic?
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
What did the grape do when he got stepped on
My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
Make me a sandwich!
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom
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