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Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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How do you get a squirrel to like you
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees
Would you like the milk in a bag
People don't like having to bend over
Did you hear about the circus fire
I just watched a program about beavers
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
My daughter screeched
Two goldfish are in a tank
I had a neck brace fitted years ago
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