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What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy?
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Best corny jokes
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There are three men in the bathroom two englishmen and an australian
One day two kids were wandering around near a stream
A cop was riding a bicycle looking for a crook
A murderer sitting in the electric chair was about to be executed
Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting
Bill and ned walk into a fast food joint one afternoon to get lunch
These two cannibals were eating a clown when one of them looks at the other and asks
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A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders but was not getting many
One day there were two boys playing by a stream when they saw a woman bathing naked
Random corny jokes
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10 corny jokes
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This lady goes to a vet and learns that that if you put a ribbon around a snoring dog s penis he ll roll over and stop snoring
One day stupid trouble and shut up were driving along in their car when trouble suddenly hurled himself out of the window
At a remote monastery deep in the woods the monks followed a rigid vow of silence
Here was an english man
There were two old geezers living in the backwoods of the ozarks
Small boy came home after the school and immediately he goes to his father
Mick and paddy were at work one day
A tourist asks a man in uniform are you a policeman
Attention human resources
The toronto board of health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all alcohol bottles to tip off drinkers about the possible peril of drinking
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