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Dad Jokes: How Do You Get A Squirrel
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke'
How does a penguin build it's house
I've got a great joke about construction
I made a pencil with two erasers
When a dad drives past a graveyard
Why don't eggs tell jokes
I don't play soccer
I've never gone to a gun range before
What time did the man go to the dentist
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A Celebrity Is Someone Who Works Hard All His Life
When ordering food at a restaurant
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If Growing Up In The '80s Taught Me One Thing
Keep Honking. I'm Reloading
I Love Being Married. It's So Great To Find
Yo mama is so poor that when i steped on a burning cigarette she said