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Dad Jokes: Would You Like The Milk In
Cashier: 'Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?'
Dad: 'No, just leave it in the carton!'
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip
I don't play soccer
Two goldfish are in a tank
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
People say they pick their nose
What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
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