Enemy ship it's 1841.'captain 1 ship on the horizon'.'assitant bring me my red shirt'.the battle goes on and they lose no allys.'captian you told me to bring u a red shirt.why'.Because if i was bleeding and happended to be shot the sailors wouldn't have noticed and continued to fight on.'wow thats cool'.captian 20 ships on the horizion.assitaint bring me my brown pants
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