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Dad Jokes: Sorry About Your Wait
SERVER: 'Sorry about your wait.' DAD: 'Are you saying I'm fat?'
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Best dad jokes
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best 10 dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
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I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
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When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
These are
10 dad jokes
. Click on the text to read the entire joke.
Did you hear the rumor about butter
Did you hear about the circus fire
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke
When a dad drives past a graveyard
Why did the scarecrow win an award
What do you get from a pampered cow
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Paper or plastic?
5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
Yo daddy is so bald when he wears a turtleneck
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