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Dad Jokes: Sorry About Your Wait
SERVER: 'Sorry about your wait.' DAD: 'Are you saying I'm fat?'
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Best dad jokes
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best 10 dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
Random dad jokes
These are
10 dad jokes
. Click on the text to read the entire joke.
What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car
I don't play soccer
When a dad drives past a cow
I have a dad bod
Dads 50th birthday card
Would you like the milk in a bag
When you ask a dad if he's alright
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter
How do you get a squirrel to like you
I saw your dad walking down the street the other day
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