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Dad Jokes: Two Goldfish Are In A Tank
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, 'do you know how to drive this thing?'
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
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What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter
I had a neck brace fitted years ago
Today my son asked can I have a book mark?
I have a dad bod
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Make me a sandwich!
What do you get from a pampered cow
People say they pick their nose
My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
Did you hear the rumor about butter
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