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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the pee is silent.
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What do you call a trash bag full of mutilated laboratory monkeys
Did you here about the 80 lbs man with the 40 lbs testicles
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What do a hockey player and a magician have in common
What makes five pounds of fat look really good?
Why do the teletubbies go to the toilet together?
What do osama bin laden and crabs
What kind of condoms do snakes use
What do you call a person who can sit on an ice cream and tell the flavor
How do you keep an idiot in suspense
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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree
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Why did god give women belly buttons?
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What is more fun that stapling babies to a wall
Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician?
What kind of bees make the best milk
Why was tigger sticking his head in the toilet
What is green and yellow and lies in a pile of cookie crumbs
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