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What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
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What did the grape do when he got stepped on
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
What do you get from a pampered cow
What's brown and sticky
Can you put the cat out
How do I look?
How many apples grow on a tree
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
What do you call a fat psychic
I would avoid the sushi
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