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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
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Make me a sandwich!
Did you hear the rumor about butter
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
When you ask a dad if they got a haircut
What do you call a fake noodle
Don t forget a bucket
I have a dad bod
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating
Two goldfish are in a tank
How do you get a squirrel to like you
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