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Grocery store checker: 'Paper or plastic?' Dad: 'Either, I'm bisacktual.'
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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The shovel
5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating
Make me a sandwich!
What do you call a fat psychic
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip
What do you get from a pampered cow
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke
I've never gone to a gun range before
Can you put my shoes on
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Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
One day thire was a person riding a boat
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I Read Recipes The Same Way I Read Science Fiction
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