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Dad Jokes: Would You Like The Milk In
Cashier: 'Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?'
Dad: 'No, just leave it in the carton!'
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
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How do I look?
What do you call a fake noodle
Why did the coffee file a police report
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees
I have a dad bod
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
I would avoid the sushi
I saw your dad walking down the street the other day
My daughter screeched
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
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