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Dad Jokes: I Decided To Sell My Vacuum
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner—it was just gathering dust!
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Best dad jokes
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best 10 dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Why did the scarecrow win an award
What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car
I don't trust stairs
When a dad drives past a graveyard
Sorry about your wait
When you ask a dad if they got a haircut
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
When you ask a dad if he's alright
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