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Dad Jokes: I Made A Pencil With Two
I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
Yo daddy is so bald when he wears a turtleneck
I thought about going on an all-almond diet
Why don't eggs tell jokes
What's brown and sticky
Why did the scarecrow win an award
The shovel
I made a pencil with two erasers
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
What do you call a man with a rubber toe
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