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One Liner Jokes: I Don't Trust Anything That
I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
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The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
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I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
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Why Is It Good To Have A Blonde Passenger? You
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