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Lawyers Jokes: How Are Lawyers Like Whores
How are lawyers like whores?
They both get paid to screw people!
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What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean
Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger a lion and a lawyer
What do you call a lawyer with an iq of 50
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
An engineer a physicist and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as chief executive officer of a large corporation
A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts all lawyers are assholes
What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common
What is the differece between a lawyer and a protitute
Random lawyers jokes
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10 lawyers jokes
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NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars
A physician an engineer and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented
How many lawyers does it take to screw?
A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander
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A dying man gathered his lawyer doctor and clergyman at his bed side
Did you hear about the dyslexic lawyer
What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad
What do you buy a friend graduating from law school
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