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Best lawyers jokes

These are the best 10 lawyers jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean
• Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
• What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
• You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger a lion and a lawyer
• What do you call a lawyer with an iq of 50
• What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
• A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts all lawyers are assholes
• What is the differece between a lawyer and a protitute
• An engineer a physicist and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as chief executive officer of a large corporation
• What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common

Random lawyers jokes

These are 10 lawyers jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night
• Rules for hunting lawyers
• A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts all lawyers are assholes
• You know you need a different lawyer when
• A brooklyn lawyer a used car salesman and a banker were gathered by a coffin containing the body of an old friend
• Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage
• A judge working a double homicide case tells the defendant you are charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer
• A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial
• Now that you have been acquitted will you tell me truly did you steal the car
• What do lawyers use for birth control

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