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Best one liner jokes

These are the best 10 one liner jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
• Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
• It's Been Proven That Girls Reach The Age Of
• What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
• My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
• The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
• I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
• I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
• Lite: The New Way To Spell "Light," Now With 20
• Why Is It Good To Have A Blonde Passenger? You

Random one liner jokes

These are 10 one liner jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

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• Waitress: 'Do U Have Any Questions About The Menu?' Me
• Girl, We Can Play Zoo..and You Can Tame My
• Men? On The Whole, I'd Rather Buy New Batteries
• The Miss Universe Pageant Is Fixed. All The Winners Are
• Careful! Angry Dog In The Backyard! Please Do Not Crush
• I Had Such A Crush On My Sixth-grade Teacher
• What Did The Pirate Say When He Found Someone? I
• Scientists Say The Universe Is Made Up Of Protons, Neutrons
• I Spend Three Minutes Every Day Choosing A TV Channel

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