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Best one liner jokes

These are the best 10 one liner jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
• Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
• It's Been Proven That Girls Reach The Age Of
• The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
• I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
• My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
• What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
• Lite: The New Way To Spell "Light," Now With 20
• I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
• Why Is It Good To Have A Blonde Passenger? You

Random one liner jokes

These are 10 one liner jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• Wanna Expand My Polynomial
• People Who Make You Feel Special Are Keepers. Anyone With
• Diet Coke: Making People Feel Better About Ordering Two Big
• If You Can Smile When Things Go Wrong, You Have
• Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: Fear Of Long Words
• It's Not How Good Your Work Is, It's
• How Do You Make A Pool Table Laugh? You Reach
• My Wife Sent Her Photograph To The Lonely Hearts Club
• If You Are Supposed To Learn From Your Mistakes, Why
• I'll Be Doing A Book Signing Today At Barnes

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Funny jokes

• A man had to show his grey hairy chest to prove he could get his pension
• Mango
• My Dad Said, Always Leave Them Wanting More. Ironically, That
• God Gave Us The Brain To Work Out Problems. However
• Why Is A Doctor Always Calm? Because It Has A
• Why did smokey the bear never have children?
• Two Eskimos Sitting In A Kayak Were Chilly. But When
• I Remember As A Child, Lying In Bed Waiting For
• Duck Tape Fixes Everything... Except Relationships Because She Won't
• You might be a redneck if you have