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One Liner Jokes: I Am Busy Contemplating My Future
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Best one liner jokes
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Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
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My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
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The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
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Why Is It Good To Have A Blonde Passenger? You
Random one liner jokes
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10 one liner jokes
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It's Ok Computer, I Go To Sleep After 20
Your Smile Must Be A Black Hole, Nothing Can Escape
Did It Hurt When You Felt From Heaven? Yeah, I
The Consensus After The Election Is That 100% Of Americans
It Is Always The Wrong Time Of Month
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