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Best one liner jokes

These are the best 10 one liner jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
• It's Been Proven That Girls Reach The Age Of
• Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
• My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
• The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
• I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
• What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
• Lite: The New Way To Spell "Light," Now With 20
• I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
• Why Is It Good To Have A Blonde Passenger? You

Random one liner jokes

These are 10 one liner jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

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• Best Summer Vacation Book Never Written: "Where To Stay On
• What Do Sea Monsters Eat For Lunch? Fish And Ships
• I Saw My Dad Chopping Up Onions Today And I
• How Are You Related To The Sun? Because Your Teeth
• If You Are Not Part Of The Solution, You're
• For Those Who Never Forget A Face, You Are An
• I Hated My Job At The Fireworks Factory, I Got

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