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Dad Jokes: Why Don't Skeletons Ever Go
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
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When you ask a dad if they got a haircut
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees
People say they pick their nose
How many apples grow on a tree
How do you make a Kleenex dance
What do you call a fake noodle
Your smile is so nice to see in this wedding photo
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table
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