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Dad Jokes: Hey I Was Thinking
Kid: 'Hey, I was thinking...' Dad: 'I thought I smelled something burning.'
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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What did the grape do when he got stepped on
Dads 50th birthday card
The rotation of earth
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
People say they pick their nose
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating
I've never gone to a gun range before
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
Why don't eggs tell jokes
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom
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