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What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
I just watched a program about beavers
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
I thought about going on an all-almond diet
When you ask a dad if they got a haircut
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke'
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
What do you get from a pampered cow
The shovel
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