4funnies
One Liner Jokes
Home
/
Funny jokes
/
One Liner Jokes
/ If My Dog Had A Face
One Liner Jokes: If My Dog Had A Face
If my dog had a face like yours I would shave his ass and walk him backwards.
Next Joke:
Never Agree To Plastic Surgery If The Doctor's Office
Best one liner jokes
These are the
best 10 one liner jokes
. Click on the text to read the entire joke.
It's Been Proven That Girls Reach The Age Of
My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
Lite: The New Way To Spell "Light," Now With 20
Crime In Multi-storey Car Parks. That Is Wrong On
Random one liner jokes
These are
10 one liner jokes
. Click on the text to read the entire joke.
Why Did God Give Blondes Pussys? So Guys Will Talk
Your Mama Got A Eye In Her Ass Talking About
I Have One Of Those Unlimited Cell Phone Plans. There
How Does A Man Show He's Planning For The
I Traded My Wifey For Wi-Fi! I'm Now
I Intend To Live Forever. So Far, So Good
Friends Are Like Boobs. Some Big,some Small. Some Real
Men Are Fun To Argue With, Because Even IF They
He Is So Old That He Gets Nostalgic When He
My Greatest Acting Performance Is When I Check The Caller
Other categories:
Animal
Bad
Bar
Dumb Blonde
Celebrity
Cheesy
Chicken
Christmas
Chuck Norris
Clean
Computer
Corny
Dad
Dark Humor
Doctor
Dirty
Donald Trump
Easter
Fat
For Kids
Funny Riddles
Funny Quotes
Little Johnny
Gay
Gender
Good
Halloween
Knock Knock
Lawyer
Lightbulb Jokes
Military
Old People
One Liner Jokes
Ponderisms
Puns
Redneck
Relationship
Religious
School
Short Jokes
Silly
Skeleton
Valentines Day
Yo Mama
Funny jokes
99 little bugs in the code
My Other Body Is In The Photoshop
Our WIFI Was Down Yesterday And I Spent 45 Minutes
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar and talk turns to their adventures on the sea
How Many Golfers Does It Take To Change A Light
Two blondes are walking down the street and one notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up
A frat boy gets into the back of a cab and asks the cabbie do you have enough room up there for a pizza and a six pack of beer
Yo mama is so fat i had to dip her in
God Makes Everyone In His Own Image, No? Yeah, He
Why did the blonde throw her clock out the window?