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One Liner Jokes: New Years Eve Forecast: Mostly Drunk
New Years Eve forecast: Mostly drunk with a slight chance of passing out.
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Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
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Crime In Multi-storey Car Parks. That Is Wrong On
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If You're Waiting For Me To Care, I Hope
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I Relish The Fact That You've Mustard The Strength
How Many Animals Can Jump Higher Than A Skyscraper? All
God Grades On The Cross, Not The Curve
I Told My Girlfriend That It Looked Like She Was
Water Is Composed Of Two Gins, Oxygin And Hydrogin. Oxygin
I Used To Wonder Why Frisbees Looked Bigger The Closer
There Are Two Kinds Of Friends : Those Who Are Around
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