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Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
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Crime In Multi-storey Car Parks. That Is Wrong On
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10 one liner jokes
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I'm Good At Multitasking And Procrastinating, Which Means Right
My Memory Has Gotten So Bad It Has Actually Caused
Why Is It That Most Nudists Are People You Don
Do Not Argue With An Idiot. He Will Drag You
Isn't It Odd The Way Everyone Automatically Assumes That
Relationship Status - Table For One But Drinks For Two
If You Win Three Games Of Twister In A Row
I'm Ready To Start A Family, In The Sense
I'm Trying To Get Into Classical Music, But I
I Always Take Life With A Grain Of Salt, ...plus
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